Mushroom Kingdom

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Over the vacation, one of my foodie dreams came true.  Foraging for mushrooms!  Nothing gets this city girl more excited than an outdoorsy hunt for something that draws the line between delectable and deadly.  So far so good, I have lived thus far to say so.

After our culinary adventures in Nice,  we spent the final leg of our vacances high in the mountains of La Cévennes in South Central France.  We were camped out at a friend’s grandmother’s home.  Luckily, I already have a sentiment for old, musty summer homes.  As a kid, I was first acquainted with mildew and shag carpeting at my grandparent’s groovy Michigan farmhouse.   But flash-forward to 2012, imagine a turn-of-the-century, 3-story roadside hotel. The stairs are laced with Grecian keys.  The walls are ripe with tropical fruits.  It was all a little too reminiscent of The Shining.  But who needs to sleep on vacation anyway, right?  Nevertheless, our days were spent seeking out swimming holes, ‘borrowing’ currents from the neighbors garden, and an intensive ping-pong tournament in site of Rio 2016.  Although outnumbered, I am happy to report that team America did just fine.

Although a rainstorm would usually put a damper on our summer fun, it promised a new crop of mushrooms!

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A cork board in our host’s kitchen proudly collaged photos of cèpes, porcini mushrooms even bigger than portabellas.  Local gossip insisted that mushrooms were left and right, just waiting to hop into a sautee pan.  Flaunting my American optimism and my hankering for an amazing omelette, I insisted we take along two baskets just in case.

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But after two afternoons of hunting, foraging, seeking, and/or destroying, the only thing in our baskets was a single pied de mouton, or hedgehog mushroom.  Like all things French, it was treated with egality.  It got chopped up into tiny bits and thrown into some fried fingerling potatoes.  Tant pis.

Many thanks to the frog behind thefrancofly, mon mari, for the delicious snapshots of the hunt.

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3 Comments

  1. thefrancofly says:

    I lived to tell the story! So far so good.

    Thanks for reading, Miss Bougie.

  2. Miss Bougie says:

    Oh dear, you have been so brave. I’ve never been mushroom gathering. I don’t think I’d dare, lest I poisoned anyone. I don’t think I’d trust the pharmacist to distinguish the edible from his not so inocuous brother! 🙂

  3. Cynthia Lewis says:

    Your photos of the cool damp forests look so inviting compared to our boiling hot and dry summer here on the mid atlantic coast USA. I wish you had found a truffle or two….now that would have been exciting! Would you have needed a pig or is that out of date? No doubt there is an app on one’s cell phone which does the job.

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